Patient Itinerary

Yea, like its some big freaking fun conference so complex that directions are needed . They can take their fancy smancy itinerary and stick it where the sun isn't. Let me give you SP (Sam Pyle) Oxfords definition of pa-tient [pey-shuhnt] noun  1. A guinea pig that suffers and is under medical care and Itin-er-ary [ahy-tin-uh-rer-ee] noun 1. A detailed plan for a journey, a list of places for the guinea pig to visit. You have to excuse my sarcasm! but they sugar coat everything so that swallowing won't be so hard. If you change one word everything is completely  different. Input Bahama for patient and see if that don't fix things. Yep! Warm ocean breezes, soft white sand, green/blue ocean water, muffled sounds from waves crashing the beach, a hammock gently tossing back and forth, no watch, for that matter, no calender, just pure contentment. Wow! Long walks along the beach darting in and out with the waves looking for a perfect spiral shell. You meander back for dinner, where swordfish is the catch of the day. After a full day its time to get cozy under a down comforter. The hut has a thatched roof, perfect for the rain coming in from the ocean. The sun warmed air has turned cool, the ocean wind forces you to pull the covers up a little.